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Impure Drinking Water


I am outraged! I am writing my Representatives immediately. I will demand that they reduce the levels of Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) in all of our drinking water! It is a shame that we cannot expect pure drinking water from the Federal Government. I want the levels of Dihydrogen Monoxide reduced by at least fifty percent! Join me in writing your representative to demand the reduction of Dihydrogen Monoxide in our drinking water. It is a national disgrace!

Here are a few facts about DHMO (also known as oyxdihydride, hydrogen hydroxide, hydronium hydroxide, and hydric acid):

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Note: the Chemical formula for DHMO is H2O